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The no BS guide to Male Spa & Beauty treatments

Written by Alex Harris on August 7th, 2018.      0 comments

If there’s one thing the recent uptick in male beauty treatments has given us, it’s a solid appreciation of portmanteau. From the dermal depths of ‘Brotox’ up to the smooth layers of ‘manscaping’, bolting a macho prefix onto the names of those decidedly ladies-only treatments makes them very manly indeed. And thank the grooming gods; getting caught with your hands in your partner’s wash bag was becoming a real risk, right guys?

Guys?

So it’s cool to drop a bit of your hard-earned cash on your hard-worked body. Everyone is doing it. Among the swell of Hollywood botox and lip-filler rumours is some undercurrent of truth *cough* Tom Cruise *cough*. If you still feel in any way uncomfortable, just think of yourself as the Patrick Bateman kind of vain. Without, you know, channelling any of his psychotic rage if possible. No amount of skin buffing can get a chip like that off your shoulder.

And yet it’s true that most men are hardwired to approach a spa or salon or cosmetic laser dungeon with a healthy degree of trepidation. Truer still is the fact that the things we want done – a hair plucked here, a gland zapped there – are going to hurt us more than the fairer sex. That’s because we have more hair. And a somewhat pathetic pain threshold. Google it; it’s actual science.

That’s why we’ve created this user’s manual, to ensure you don’t waste your time and cash (and tears of pain) on stuff that doesn’t work. So take a look around our guide to the best treatments on offer to those with both a Y-chromosome and hair on their feet. Stay for the massages and tell your friends about the facials. It’s time to Brolax, erm, bro.

1. The Face Of Things To Come
Luckily, both spa slippers and whale noise are omitted from most of the male-specific treatments you’re likely to find, so you’ve really got no excuse to swerve this one. Us chaps stand to gain more from a facial than women, too. That’s because our higher levels of testosterone cause our skin to secrete more oil, so hitting the reset button now and again is important.

To maximise the results, opt for a male-specific facial, which will give you more bang for your cosmetic buck than a generic one. Why? Because exfoliation is usually paid more mind and things like post-shaving soreness are considered as much as hydration.

2. Enlist A Frickin’ Laser Beam
Alright, Chewie, it’s time to deal with this. The back hair, at least. Maybe just the shoulders? You see, statistically, she prefers you smooth. It’s a fact with which companies like Braun have been hitting us around the head with for years.
If you’re happy with your torso mane, good for you. If not, you might want to consider a treatment.

Now, waxing is like sitting down to 20 minutes of James Corden on TV: a waking nightmare. That’s especially true if your hair is coarse. Equally, and at times more hellish, is laser hair removal, depending again on the thickness of your body hair. But – and it’s a big but – the results are, generally speaking, permanent.

3. Step In The Right Direction
You don’t need us to tell you that feet are inherently gross. Which is why some sort of pedicure should be on the top of your treatment hit list (once you’ve got your MANicure out of the way, that is).

Without even noticing it, you could be cultivating fungal infections between your toes and ignoring five-a-side injuries or old niggles that often lead to ingrown toenails.

Of course, you want to put your feet in good hands. Literally. A medical therapist is always the best option, as treatments can then range from cosmetic to health-boosting. To that end, a medical pedicure will soften and help heal your foot while removing unsightly problems that could worsen over time. You can skip the polish.

4. Go Beyond Skin Deep
If you read FashionBeans in the hope of more ‘spashion’ articles like this one, we’ll presume you’re the sporty type for whom ‘treatment’ means one thing, and one thing only: a good and proper massage. And rightly so; there’s a lot of research out there on the efficacy of a decent deep-tissue rubdown post gym.

Or post nine-to-five, for that matter, if your office is prone to becoming as uncongenial as a scrum. A proper deep-tissue session will release fascia and relax muscles, allowing better blood flow around your body. And yes, that includes to your skin. Meaning you’ll leave relaxed and a little more handsome to boot.

5. Go Over The Lines
You might not be hitting Gordon Ramsey-levels of facial contouring just yet, but your eyebrows may still perk up at the thought of a quick treatment that can hide frown lines. Brotox is, as the sleuths among you may have already deduced, botox geared specifically at men.

On the face of it, the procedure will make you look less weather-beaten and haggard if you’re a guy who channels stress through his countenance. The forehead is the most commonly treated area for men but many opt to have the lines around their eyes done, too.

Another option particularly useful to those frequently feeling the heat in the boardroom is armpit injections, which curb excessive sweating.
 
alexharris-831 Despite not having shaved for 10 years, PPA award-winning investigative journalist and magazine editor Alex Harris moonlights as a style writer and grooming expert for brands such as Sunday Times Style, Men's Health and Mr Porter. 

Fed up of windy marketing terminology, his mission is to help you make sense of products and their promises, with the aim to keep your purchases streamlined and your wallet intact. He's regularly found moaning at @alexowenharris.


 
 

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